try to get the word "fuckfest" in the title

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:11:40 GMT

Last night I was biking really late and saw TWO flying squirrels. I think they might be attracted to my bike or something, the squeaking sound it makes when I ride it sounds just like the squeaking that they make.

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:23:24 GMT

http://spectrum.ieee.org/singularity

Party Is Fun

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 15:09:24 GMT

This past year in Edmonton has been amazing. Here are some clips of what my living room was like on Friday night.

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:55:29 GMT

http://www.whalesong.net/

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 19:19:47 GMT

I get to meet Jane Goodall next week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 03:16:30 GMT

Yesterday was the best Valentine's day ever. I made no physical contact with anyone and took the afternoon off work to perform at a noise show in the Grant MacEwan Arts Campus cafeteria. In short I had a really good Valentine's Day by making everyone else's Valentine's Day unbearable. I also watched westerns late at night.

Life is awesome.

Sleeper

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:09:05 GMT

This afternoon I watched the best movie ever made.

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 04:12:03 GMT

2007 has been pretty shitty.

2008 will probably be better.

a poem i wrote about mark twain:

punk
puke as fuck
jenkem as huck
buck finn
nigger gym
eye ess ess eye ess ess eye pee pee eye
c¬O_O -------------------------- piss

.

Sun, 04 Nov 2007 23:59:38 GMT

It snowed last night for the first time of the year and it was also the time change for daylight savings.

This morning everything seemed magical. Time was different, the sun was higher, and the snow had a nice sparkle to it.

This is one of the best times of year.

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:05:32 GMT

Lots of people on the internet seem to have a big problem with science. But, well, we know from fossils that dinosaurs inhabited the earth a really long time ago. And think about it, man, where did mediaeval dragons come from? It's fuckin' evolution!

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 17:57:32 GMT

The Dollarama is selling kites for a dollar.

Go buy one.

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:49:22 GMT

Ok, so I'm not going to ruin the Harry Potter books for anyone, but I will say how I think the series SHOULD end...

The ghosts of Yoda, Harry's dad, and Dumbledore wave to Harry as he flies into space in his X-Wing fighter. R2-D2 tells a joke and everyone has a good laugh about it. The End.

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:40:01 GMT

Oh man. Ok. So I've known about this site for a while but I haven't checked the archives for quite some time. http://www.creasedcomics.com/ is awesome. Examples:

Sat, 14 Jul 2007 23:46:35 GMT

I've never really been all that into audiobooks BUT http://librivox.org is a fucking amazing idea for the internets.

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:00:13 GMT

No matter what happens this world will always be a beautiful place to live.

Sat, 07 Jul 2007 05:52:22 GMT

are ghosts subject to the laws of gravity? or are they left behind while the world orbits away without them?

Sun, 20 May 2007 19:40:01 GMT

There is nothing funny about the Asian Carp Invasion. Nothing.

Fri, 18 May 2007 02:49:06 GMT

I think that I would like to go back to some kind of school at some point... But if I do then I'd like for it to be a school that's somewhere not in Edmonton. Edmonton fucking sucks.

Sun, 06 May 2007 16:24:56 GMT

morals
rainclouds black out the stars
not that you can tell
here inside the city limits
I'm walking home
a little bit drunk
oblivious to the sky above
prefering to take the centre of the street
where traffic can do anything to me
than to walk down the sidewalk
and kill earthworms by accident

Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:46:36 GMT

This morning I put a lot of music on my ipod that I haven't listened to for a really long time. Then when I was on the bus going to work immediately afterwards I was listening to the song 'Heroes' by David Bowie and I saw the first hot air balloon of the year. That was probably the best moment I've had so far this year, which is good because work really sucked.

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 20:51:44 GMT

I was up until 4am yesterday to watch the snow storm that had been predicted as "the storm of the centruy" by a lot of people...

Snow storms are very anti-climactic compared to storm storms.

Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:01:12 GMT

http://www.tamponcrafts.com/

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 18:29:06 GMT

Is it bad that I'm getting drunk before noon off of chocolate soy milk with peppermint schapps while watching monty python's flying circus episodes back to back?

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:42:47 GMT

I got a job at Muddy Waters but had to quit because I was asked to prepare meat and couldn't do it.

Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:22:02 GMT

Surgery tomorrow. A little nervous but there's not much I can do about that. Can't wait for next week when I start to feel a bit better.