try to get the word "fuckfest" in the title

davidiii @ 2008-08-10T18:11:00

2008-08-11T00:11:40Z

Last night I was biking really late and saw TWO flying squirrels. I think they might be attracted to my bike or something, the squeaking sound it makes when I ride it sounds just like the squeaking that they make.

davidiii @ 2008-06-15T01:46:00

2008-06-15T08:23:24Z

http://spectrum.ieee.org/singularity

Party Is Fun

2008-06-01T15:09:24Z

This past year in Edmonton has been amazing. Here are some clips of what my living room was like on Friday night.

davidiii @ 2008-04-26T14:52:00

2008-04-26T20:55:29Z

http://www.whalesong.net/

davidiii @ 2008-03-30T13:18:00

2008-03-30T19:19:47Z

I get to meet Jane Goodall next week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davidiii @ 2008-02-15T20:03:00

2008-02-16T03:16:30Z

Yesterday was the best Valentine's day ever. I made no physical contact with anyone and took the afternoon off work to perform at a noise show in the Grant MacEwan Arts Campus cafeteria. In short I had a really good Valentine's Day by making everyone else's Valentine's Day unbearable. I also watched westerns late at night.

Life is awesome.

Sleeper

2008-01-26T02:09:05Z

This afternoon I watched the best movie ever made.

davidiii @ 2007-12-28T21:10:00

2007-12-29T04:12:03Z

2007 has been pretty shitty.

2008 will probably be better.

a poem i wrote about mark twain:

punk
puke as fuck
jenkem as huck
buck finn
nigger gym
eye ess ess eye ess ess eye pee pee eye
c¬O_O -------------------------- piss

.

davidiii @ 2007-11-04T16:46:00

2007-11-04T23:59:38Z

It snowed last night for the first time of the year and it was also the time change for daylight savings.

This morning everything seemed magical. Time was different, the sun was higher, and the snow had a nice sparkle to it.

This is one of the best times of year.

davidiii @ 2007-08-21T20:48:00

2007-08-22T03:05:32Z

Lots of people on the internet seem to have a big problem with science. But, well, we know from fossils that dinosaurs inhabited the earth a really long time ago. And think about it, man, where did mediaeval dragons come from? It's fuckin' evolution!

davidiii @ 2007-08-01T11:59:00

2007-08-01T17:57:32Z

The Dollarama is selling kites for a dollar.

Go buy one.

davidiii @ 2007-07-19T13:46:00

2007-07-19T19:49:22Z

Ok, so I'm not going to ruin the Harry Potter books for anyone, but I will say how I think the series SHOULD end...

The ghosts of Yoda, Harry's dad, and Dumbledore wave to Harry as he flies into space in his X-Wing fighter. R2-D2 tells a joke and everyone has a good laugh about it. The End.

davidiii @ 2007-07-16T17:56:00

2007-07-17T01:40:01Z

Oh man. Ok. So I've known about this site for a while but I haven't checked the archives for quite some time. http://www.creasedcomics.com/ is awesome. Examples:

davidiii @ 2007-07-14T17:40:00

2007-07-14T23:46:35Z

I've never really been all that into audiobooks BUT http://librivox.org is a fucking amazing idea for the internets.

davidiii @ 2007-07-12T21:01:00

2007-07-13T03:00:13Z

No matter what happens this world will always be a beautiful place to live.

davidiii @ 2007-07-06T23:45:00

2007-07-07T05:52:22Z

are ghosts subject to the laws of gravity? or are they left behind while the world orbits away without them?

davidiii @ 2007-05-20T13:38:00

2007-05-20T19:40:01Z

There is nothing funny about the Asian Carp Invasion. Nothing.

davidiii @ 2007-05-17T20:47:00

2007-05-18T02:49:06Z

I think that I would like to go back to some kind of school at some point... But if I do then I'd like for it to be a school that's somewhere not in Edmonton. Edmonton fucking sucks.

davidiii @ 2007-05-06T10:22:00

2007-05-06T16:24:56Z

morals
rainclouds black out the stars
not that you can tell
here inside the city limits
I'm walking home
a little bit drunk
oblivious to the sky above
prefering to take the centre of the street
where traffic can do anything to me
than to walk down the sidewalk
and kill earthworms by accident

davidiii @ 2007-02-24T18:42:00

2007-02-25T01:46:36Z

This morning I put a lot of music on my ipod that I haven't listened to for a really long time. Then when I was on the bus going to work immediately afterwards I was listening to the song 'Heroes' by David Bowie and I saw the first hot air balloon of the year. That was probably the best moment I've had so far this year, which is good because work really sucked.

davidiii @ 2007-01-10T13:49:00

2007-01-10T20:51:44Z

I was up until 4am yesterday to watch the snow storm that had been predicted as "the storm of the centruy" by a lot of people...

Snow storms are very anti-climactic compared to storm storms.

davidiii @ 2007-01-06T00:58:00

2007-01-06T08:01:12Z

http://www.tamponcrafts.com/

davidiii @ 2006-12-29T18:29:00

2006-12-29T18:29:06Z

Is it bad that I'm getting drunk before noon off of chocolate soy milk with peppermint schapps while watching monty python's flying circus episodes back to back?

davidiii @ 2006-12-04T08:42:00

2006-12-04T08:42:47Z

I got a job at Muddy Waters but had to quit because I was asked to prepare meat and couldn't do it.

davidiii @ 2006-11-28T05:22:00

2006-11-28T05:22:02Z

Surgery tomorrow. A little nervous but there's not much I can do about that. Can't wait for next week when I start to feel a bit better.