try to get the word "fuckfest" in the title

Last night I was biking really late and saw TWO flying squirrels. I think they might be attracted to my bike or something, the squeaking sound it makes when I ride it sounds just like the squeaking that they make.

This past year in Edmonton has been amazing. Here are some clips of what my living room was like on Friday night.

I get to meet Jane Goodall next week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday was the best Valentine's day ever. I made no physical contact with anyone and took the afternoon off work to perform at a noise show in the Grant MacEwan Arts Campus cafeteria. In short I had a really good Valentine's Day by making everyone else's Valentine's Day unbearable. I also watched westerns late at night.

Life is awesome.

This afternoon I watched the best movie ever made.

2007 has been pretty shitty.

2008 will probably be better.


a poem i wrote about mark twain:

punk
puke as fuck
jenkem as huck
buck finn
nigger gym
eye ess ess eye ess ess eye pee pee eye
c¬O_O -------------------------- piss


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It snowed last night for the first time of the year and it was also the time change for daylight savings.

This morning everything seemed magical. Time was different, the sun was higher, and the snow had a nice sparkle to it.

This is one of the best times of year.

Lots of people on the internet seem to have a big problem with science. But, well, we know from fossils that dinosaurs inhabited the earth a really long time ago. And think about it, man, where did mediaeval dragons come from? It's fuckin' evolution!

The Dollarama is selling kites for a dollar.

Go buy one.

Ok, so I'm not going to ruin the Harry Potter books for anyone, but I will say how I think the series SHOULD end... ( Read more... )

Oh man. Ok. So I've known about this site for a while but I haven't checked the archives for quite some time. http://www.creasedcomics.com/ is awesome. Examples:

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I've never really been all that into audiobooks BUT http://librivox.org is a fucking amazing idea for the internets.

No matter what happens this world will always be a beautiful place to live.

are ghosts subject to the laws of gravity? or are they left behind while the world orbits away without them?

There is nothing funny about the Asian Carp Invasion. Nothing.

I think that I would like to go back to some kind of school at some point... But if I do then I'd like for it to be a school that's somewhere not in Edmonton. Edmonton fucking sucks.

morals
rainclouds black out the stars
not that you can tell
here inside the city limits
I'm walking home
a little bit drunk
oblivious to the sky above
prefering to take the centre of the street
where traffic can do anything to me
than to walk down the sidewalk
and kill earthworms by accident

This morning I put a lot of music on my ipod that I haven't listened to for a really long time. Then when I was on the bus going to work immediately afterwards I was listening to the song 'Heroes' by David Bowie and I saw the first hot air balloon of the year. That was probably the best moment I've had so far this year, which is good because work really sucked.